He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
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There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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