1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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