It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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