He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm really busy with my period
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