Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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