i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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