yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
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