OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
what if I'm pregnant?
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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