so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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