i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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