i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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