It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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