sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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