Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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