is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
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Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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