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There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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