I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
We talked him into tasing himself.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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