Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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