is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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