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(773): View more from Illinois

My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it

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(773): My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it http://tfl.nu/4cmd

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(530): View more from California

How is Miami?

(954): View more from Florida

Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln

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(530): How is Miami? (954): Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln http://tfl.nu/e6r8

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(408): View more from California

Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.

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(408): Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job. http://tfl.nu/w1hi

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(949): View more from California

I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful

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(949): I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful http://tfl.nu/bv6a

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(903): View more from Texas

Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.

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(903): Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything. http://tfl.nu/euxa

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(804): View more from Virginia

no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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(804): no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR http://tfl.nu/vnpf

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(914): View more from New York

Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.

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(914): Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall. http://tfl.nu/ft7q

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(505): I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though http://tfl.nu/889i

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.

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(978): My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me. http://tfl.nu/a4fn

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.

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(860): She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused. http://tfl.nu/7uxa

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(256): View more from Alabama

I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.

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(256): I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now. http://tfl.nu/ogzg

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(770): View more from Georgia

I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.

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(770): I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself. http://tfl.nu/dirk

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(707): View more from California

Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!

(720): View more from Colorado

True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.

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(707): Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas! (720): True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place. http://tfl.nu/87wy

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..

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also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.

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(306): woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize.. (306): also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor. http://tfl.nu/t99m

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.

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(202): She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning. http://tfl.nu/4ygc

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