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• (801): View more from Utah

  just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.

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• (518): View more from New York

  In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2

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