What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.