I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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