I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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