just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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