I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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