drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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