Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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