some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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