Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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