I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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i don't really know how much tequila is too much
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
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This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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