why didn't you poke me back
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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