I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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