halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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