what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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