I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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