I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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