Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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