One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
