i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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