I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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