whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
3pm strippers are depressing
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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