How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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