why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
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i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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