its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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