I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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