1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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