What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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