I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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