scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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