jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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