you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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