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(614): View more from Ohio

Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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(516): View more from New York

Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great

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(602): View more from Arizona

so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?

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(301): View more from Maryland

Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business

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