did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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