did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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