this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
