is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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