i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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