Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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